I WANT to be a robot. To think is hard for me, I’d rather do what people tell me. It’s easier that way, ABC is always ABC, I don’t need to think to get that right. It’s the same as doing my job, if I just do what the job requires then I don’t have to think! that’s why I want a system for making money online. I want an ebook that tells me exactly what to do and I want to pay a particular price of 97USD for it. I wont need to read it, I’ll just buy it and leave it on my pc.

I know I’m lazy and complacent. I just don’t want to think outside the box like the big earners are telling me to. It’s nice and warm in here and I know exactly how many steps it takes to get from one end to the other. It’s easy. Put in an easy chair, make a window and I could spend my whole life ‘in the box’ and be perfectly content.

I wont be alone! There are millions of others like me, happy to live out their whole lives within their four corners without needing to venture outside. It’s cold outside the box.

New type of food? no way! I know how this stuff tastes.
Who am I voting for? well, the guy I voted for last time of course!
It’s a long drive to work but I don’t want to go to the trouble of moving house and I wouldn’t even dare thinking about getting a new job, OMG that would require me to go outside my comfort zone. I’d have to learn new skills, and worse than that…

I’D HAVE TO GET TO KNOW NEW PEOPLE!!! I wouldn’t be able to go through that whole process of deciding if someone is good or not, are they a bully? do they smell? will they think I’m cool?

It’s much better staying where I am, the journey to and fro is a long one and there’s a guy that bullies me but at least I can handle that, if I moved I might end up with a bigger bully to deal with…A few hours a day in my car wont hurt me, I can daydream all I want.

Yep, definitely better not doing anything. I’ll keep moaning about the journey and sucky pay for a while longer. My wife can handle it, she doesn’t need anything more. She doesn’t work, she should be OK with what we’ve got. I mean, it’s not as if she is the one going to work 40 hours a week (ok, so with the journey time it’s more like 70).

Screw the whole residual, multiple stream income thing. I don’t need it. I’ve got security in my job along with the other 200 people that sit in cubicles.

Yep, I’m fine.

.. a parody response to Stephans’ article entitled “burning down the house“