I have a tagline in my emails below my signature that reads,
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t
It’s one of those fnarr things that other programmers understand straight away and others take a few reads to ‘get’. I can’t remember when I put it in my signature but it’s been there ages.
anyway, I got a reply this morning to an email I sent..

LOL! a funny accountant!
I got me trying to think of more fnarr business one liners, what funny one liners have you got in your industry?

October 1st, 2008 on 12:06 pm
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October 1st, 2008 on 12:08 pm
haha, that’s perfect! (but you knew I’d say that didn’t you?)
October 1st, 2008 on 1:55 pm
Haha thats funny – i actually used to have the binary one on my messenger display for a while. The accountant one is probably funnier ahah people just bagged me out bout the binary one cause they didnt get it
October 1st, 2008 on 3:38 pm
My father used to tell me about a trainer of salesmen who used to say “Give them facts, they don’t have to be facts, but give them facts.”
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October 2nd, 2008 on 7:27 am
no one liner right now, sorry. but that accountant’s line is just brilliant.
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October 2nd, 2008 on 11:44 am
that was like dejavu, I sign my forum posts with the same line.
October 2nd, 2008 on 7:22 pm
that is really weird, I have the same quote on my myspace page.
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October 4th, 2008 on 11:59 am
nicole: my dad would have agreed with that
frostbite, john: it seems we’re not as unique as we thought!
October 17th, 2008 on 8:44 pm
Hehe, i think I can best relate to kind that can not count, more my kind of people.
January 28th, 2009 on 12:55 pm
nice video . thanks
February 4th, 2009 on 2:37 pm
I’ve this tagline pasted on the notice board in my office lounge: A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
April 11th, 2009 on 3:52 pm
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April 14th, 2009 on 6:46 pm
Funny! I think it takes some people a few reads to understand.