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mate, it is grim down here

<a href=”"><img class=”imgleft” src=”" title=”" alt=”"/>Rhys from GospelRhys.co.uk made some really interesting points about a recent report that the North of England was beyond repair and they should all just come down here to London where everything is smashing (windows) all the time!

A couple of weeks ago, my missus said she needed to visit her brother up north for a week to help out with his shop.

She was dreading it! She’s lived in London for yearsnyearsnyears and couldn’t possibly imagine that anything outside of London exists, our conversations would go like this… (continue reading…)


My life in (other peoples) pictures

ok so, last week, I was like..

but, then I was like..

which had me feeling like..

until I wanted to …

but then..

so I needed to ..

and …

but it was hard…

and inevitably…

but at last!…

so now I’m like…

MYSQL – I OWN YOU!! hahahaha

Now I can really start to get to work on the CommentLuv site. I can pull just about any combination of data out of the database. Things like..

  • Last 10 links to receive CommentLuv on any site
    (for version 1.97 CommentLuv upwards)
  • Last 10 links from a particular URL
  • Last 10 links to a particular url
  • Top commented posts
    (that received CommentLuv on them)
  • Top commentators
    (who received CommentLuv)
  • Ban spammers!
  • Use a cacheing system for speedier retreival
  • Store default feed url’s for even speedier parsing
  • probably tons more but that’s what I’ve been playing with all this week

Keep tuned for more exciting CommentLuv news


quick calc from google toolbar

I used a friends computer the other day and they were really surprised when I used the google search box on Firefox to do a quick sum.

he was like, “woah that’s amazing”

I was like, “dude, wtf?”

  • He’s the type of guy that minimizes all the open windows one by one only to open a browser from it’s desktop icon,
  • he always goes to google and types in the url to the search box and then goes and clicks the top adsense ad to get there,
  • he thinks those annoying mid page ads that look like a warning dialogue box are real (every time he sees them)
  • he thinks that when I went into his BIOS that I hacked into his computer via a back door, he still tells his friends about it
  • he thinks he can clear up some space in his pc by deleting 150kb .dll files
  • he takes literally 100 seconds to type “yes” on MSN
  • he’s still trying to capture something good on camera so he can make “millions” on YouTube (he swears he read a story that YouTube pays for each play no matter what I say or show him)

it’d be funny if it wasn’t true.


Two Words

..from the WordPress Ideas site.. lol



Why don't they understand?

meg me baby

hurray! since getting my o2 broadband, my download speed has to be displayed as Mb/s instead of Kb/s.

I was getting 1.6Mb/s on a download the other day and everyone who I told about it, either didn’t care or didn’t know just how awesome being able to download at over a meg per second is.

the infidels!

It got me thinking about those other times where I was raving about something cool and the people I’m talking to get that glassed over look in their eyes that means they’re humouring me because I might be able to fix their computer later…:-)

I had 6 computers to fix yesterday, here are some of the things I heard..

  1. “it wasn’t like that before”
    if you say so… (thinking…hah! don’t make me laugh, you don’t even know what it is like now, you probably don’t even know what it is in the first place)
  2. “OMG it’s showing all my personal data”
    well, yes, you just signed in with a username and password. You’re probably registered on their site
  3. “but I’ve got a virus scanner”
    a virus scanner wont protect you if you open that msn file send request from someone you don’t know
  4. “it came free with my broadband”
    yes but you still need to scan regularly with up to date definitions
  5. “up to date whatinifitions?”
    [sigh]
  6. “that other computer has a virus scanner, can I just take it from there and put it on this one?”
    [loooong sigh]
  7. “but it’s connected at 100Mb/s, how come it’s so slow?”
    that’s the speed of your network card connection, not your internet speed
  8. “oh, but my internet speed is 8meg”
    It’s up to eight meg sure, you’ll probably get around 3/4 of a meg in actual download speed
  9. “can I access this router from my home?”
    where do you live?
    “it’s just down the road…”
    [@!??]

sometimes I feel like the man with one eye in the kingdom of the blind


We iz the kitty that says Niii

I love lolcat pictures, sometimes they can hit the exact spot on my immature funny bone, here’s a few that made me lol on icanhascheezburger..

humorous pictures
see more crazy cat pics

Humorous Pictures
see more crazy cat pics

Humorous Pictures
see more crazy cat pics


Beware the believers!

He’s smarter than you, he’s got a science degree! This little animated ‘rock’ video must have taken an age to make and the lyrics are genius! Not for the ‘bible-sensitive’….


PhotoShow: Your Name

I got tagged by Lalla Mira who has kindly took up the torch for the photoshow meme series that started a few months ago with something I posted about here.

Here’s my entry..

Photo Show Fiddyp

The rules:

  1. Create your name in a unique and interesting way. Be creative! no old birthday cakes allowed!
  2. Take a picture of your work and post it on your blog. There is no limit on the number of pictures you can post. Don’t restrain your imagination!
  3. Tag a few of your friends to join the fun and spread the word.

I am tagging:
Opal Tribble – Vegan Momma
Pelf
Antibarbie

sorry Lalla Mira, I have no sand to write my name in. Will silicon do? ;-)


My New Album Artwork

my album cover

This is my new album cover! Well, actually it’s a cool thing I saw on a blog while stumble-ing today. It involves visiting sites and using what you get in Photoshop or similar paint program. The game goes like this…
(you may want to middle click these to open them in new tabs)

  1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
    The first article title on this page will be the name of your band.
  2. http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
    The last four words of the last quote on the page will be the name of your album
  3. http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
    The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
  4. http://www.livejournal.com/random.bml
    Click on the users info link and look for the italic subtitle below the bold blog name. That will be your first hit single.
  5. Use a graphics program to put them all together like I did above and share it here..

For completeness, here are all the urls that came up for me..
1 2 3 4

Lets see what you get….

Here’s a couple more that I made (no refreshes allowed, you have to choose whatever comes up (even russian tag lines!) )
number 2 album
album 3



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