Category Archive: Funnies

Where did my day off go?

Bloody hell, it’s a bank holiday weekend and that means no days off! I’ve been sat here for the whole episode of Big Bang Theory and I still haven’t got anything to write, except of course that I have nothing to write. dammit. I need a holiday. Somewhere hot. and quiet. bleh test ping back

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maxi pad

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Feels like I slept through Christmas – Google wave(s goodbye)

So, I was like later that night A good friend said.. 3 minutes later… (at 4:49am my time) about a femto second later.. All while I was asleep in bed… I’m not crying (much) but I would have loved to get an invite, I watched the looong google wave video last week recorded at IO […]

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The pen is mightier than the sword? what about the spreedsheet? is that like a nuke or something? ..nope

I’ve been pretty much an offline boy for the past week, it’s VAT return time which means going through everything we have bought and sold and putting it down on paper for no one to read. Luckily, I have a pretty decent system of recording total sales, overheads, wages and wotnot (yup, wotnot seems to […]

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A collection of Last Suppers

Battlestar Galactica Star Wars The Simpsons The Sopranos The Muppets! Click to visit the source of this image

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BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!

Download 3gp mobile phone video Download edited mp3 for ringtone Advert by The Natural Confectionery Company

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Consipiracy in the credit crunch? the Matrix? AI? all of them? arrgh

Ok so I’m known for my outlandish theories on everything I encounter, not so much online but definitely so with my friends and associates who have to put up with my tangent flying explanations on why things are happening. I’ve been asking how the LHC got so much funding from so many sources for literaly […]

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'in the trade' one liners

I have a tagline in my emails below my signature that reads, There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t It’s one of those fnarr things that other programmers understand straight away and others take a few reads to ‘get’. I can’t remember when I put […]

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Chrome says Google is FAKE!

Hot on the heels of me bigging up Chrome in a previous post I got a bit of a shock when I tried to visit Google adsense from Google Analytics yes, I know it’s because of the ‘s’

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Gramma, whats grammar?

I was stumbling today and I found this really great post about 101 Writing tips. It has gems like, #9 Don’t use commas, to separate text unnecessarily. #10 It can be shown that you shouldn’t miss out too many details. #46 To qualify is to weaken, in most cases. #74 Sporting analogies won’t even get […]

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